"A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother." ~Author Unknown
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I. Need. These.
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- Them: Hey Amber
- Me: Hey. Who is this?
- Them: The Muffin Man.
- Me: Homo :P
- Them: You are gravely mistaken.
- Me: Okay. Lol.
- Them: Come visit me.
- Me: Okay.
- Them: When?
- Me: Tomorrow afternoon.
- Them: Cool. dtf?
- Me: Sure :)
- Them: I’m serious.
- Me: Uhhh…
- Lol who are you, mysterious muffin man!?
Anonymous asked: are you planning to go see 'the beatles: the lost concert' film?
Well, I didn’t know that it was a thing until just now, but through the mystical powers of the internet, it seems very interesting :) It looks like it’s only in certain theaters though, so I probably won’t… Unless you want to buy me a ticket and we can go on a whirlwind adventure together. I’m assuming I know who you are lol.
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No, please -
Tell me all about how I’m a bad person. I really want to hear all of the reasons in an organized and alphabetized list, typed in 12 pt. font and double spaced.
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